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The Quest
...to build a life with my true love!
Created on 2005-01-09 03:34:18 (#5700958), last updated 2008-06-18
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*GALLOP* *GALLOP *GALLOP* *GALLOP*.
"Greetings, oh Tim. I come to seek your assistance on my noble quest."
"What is your name?"
"Sir John."
"What is your favourite colour?"
"Blue!"
"And what is your quest?"
*BLUSHES*
"Er... to rescue a fair maiden in distress."
"Well, there aren't any maidens here! Can't you just look for the Holy Grail, or something?"
"No, that one's already overdone. King Arthur's tired of all his knights going off to look for the bloody Grail."
"Well, then, why don't you go off to fight the Crusades?"
"Because I'm an infidel."
"Oh, yes, I quite see your point... although, if you switched to the other side, and died a martyr for the Saracens, I hear you could have seventy-two of them in paradise..."
"Yes, but I only need the one. And they're already dead, so they don't need saving, do they?"
"In my opinion, Sir John, your quest is far too great a challenge. I think you should content yourself to find me... a shrubbery."
"A shrubbery? Good God... I'm not just looking for some bush! You people are no help at all! I'm going to go speak to Frank the LiveJournal Goat. Perhaps he can offer some real advice...
***READ ME FIRST***
Lo, there do I see my father.
Lo, there do I see my mother, and my sisters, and my brothers.
Lo, there do I see the long line of my people --
Back to the beginning.
Lo, they do call to me;
They bid me take my place among them.
In the halls of Valhalla...
Where the brave may live forever.
Funereal rites, "13th Warrior"
Cattle die and kinsmen die.
The Self must also die.
But Glory never dies
For the man who can achieve it.
Cattle die and kinsmen die.
The Self must also die.
But I know one thing which never dies:
The Fame of each dead man.
Hávamál (Sayings of the High One), Poetic Edda #76
Be without fear in the face of your enemies.
Be brave and upright that God may love thee.
Speak the truth always, even if it leads to your death.
Safeguard the helpless and do no wrong.
That is your oath *smack* and that is so you will remember it.
Arise a Knight!
Knighting ceremony, "Kingdom of Heaven"
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